the past was fucked up
the present ain’t too much better
"Hey Harold, I made this cool vest, I think it’ll fit you!"
"Oh neat! *puts on vest* how’s it look?"
"That looks fantastic! Go stand by the hedges, I’ll take a picture!"
"Okay! wait, that’s not a camera, that’s a whAT THE FU—"
"Hey Harold. Hey, Harold? You okay, buddy?"
"HEY JOHNNY, YOU OWE ME A FIVER"
"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Just caSUALLY STICKING MY 2 YEAR OLD CHILD OUT OF A THIRD STOREY WINDOW BECAUSE IT NEEDS SUNLIGHT TO GROW."
"My child is a plant."
Actually they used the window catches for the moms who had apartments and couldn’t get out much. AND midwifes used them for babies with jaundice most of the time, because back then parents would literally leave their children out in strollers and go back in the house to do chores with out worrying about the baby
- people who watched MTV movie Awards
- #VoteTrispeople who watched Game of Thrones
D: wait joffery finally died? D: SPOILERS TUMBLR! DAMN IT
#the women of firefly are so perfect #river: frail unstable genius girl WHO KICKS YOUR ASS #inara; the ‘whore’ who flips on edge everything most’d normally think about a whore and is beautiful inside and out #zoe: fierce warrior and soldier who wants to be a mother someday #WHERE ARE YOUR LADY TROPE GODS NOW???
those hashtags are why I named my daughters after these girls I love them so much
.. My father took a selfie with Dan and Phil.. This is my family
dan is just so fucking done oh my god
He isn’t done, that’s his everyday face. He has resting bitch face syndrome.
Princess jelly fish EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Think twice before you judge a parent.
I watched this at work thinking it wasn’t going to be so sad.
Oh buddy was I wrong.
Damn it tumblr my female hormones overloaded.
i will commit a million crimes until he arrests me.
Lets grand theft where he works so he has to arrest us and make him touch our boobs on mistake.
Disney princesses meeting their princes for the first time.
it progressively gets more awkward each movie
More Awkward? More accurate! I meet my prince at Mcdonalds applying for a job. He asked me I was applying and I said something along the lines of Nope just here to request hours for money…. I hooked him LOL. 2004-2014 <3 still going strong.
Kaylee discovered gravity falls and loves mabel so much she draws her all the time. The other day she had a stuffed big and was all MABEL LOVES YOU and smushing his face.
GOD LOOK AT THIS PERFECTION
now THIS IS HOW LIVE ACTION ADAPTATIONS ARE SUPPOSED TO LOOK
I’M TALKING TO YOU M NIGHT SHALAYAMANANA
Shalayamanana…. Reblogging just for that.
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